So I've decided to bite the bullet, take the plunge, use a wide array of relevant cliches and start a blog. You can see that. You can also see that I am an incredibly interesting person, both by the title of the blog and the fact that I've chosen "Minima Dark" as my template.
Welcome to my blog, O Mysterious Reader. Come, sit next to me right here where I pat invitingly upon the couch. Bring a cup of coffee. For me. For yourself, bring a cookie. Okay no the cookie is for me too. To dip into my coffee which if you know anything you know is God's greatest gift to humankind. It was very kind of you to remember how much I like that! We are going to get along, I can see. As long as you keep in line and find all of my witticisms dreadfully witty, and then proceed to post comments on that same subject so as to let me know you care. There, that's a good reader. I love you. And I would never do anything to hurt you. You know that. I just get crazy sometimes because I love you so much. It'll never happen again. I'm sorry.
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3 comments:
I remember the honeymoon phase of my blog too. It was glorious...the way we'd look at each other. I couldnt wait to come home and see blog. but alas, Sara, you will soon see, eventually blog will get a big screen and invite the guys over for football. late nights at the office, fighting over how loud blog chews. all good things come to and end, dear Sara, please enjoy blog now for soon, you will be but another notch on blogs bedpost.
Well maybe if you didn't constantly NAG the blog about petty shit that doesn't matter the blog wouldn't HAVE to spend so many late nights at the office.
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